A Large Waff @FenTheWaff@asonix.dog
Just a psychology student pretending to be a cartoon wolf on the internet. -->Is Probably NSFW<--
:asonix_dog:
Oh look, the moon is full tonight! *points to a big disembodied butt floating in the heavens and awoos at it*
see you space catboy...
big thick shark thighs boost if you agree
i bought some fat-free feta and it's not inedible but pretty weird
Hey @everyone friendly reminder that you're mad cute
You ever just feel
LARGE
blost this toot if yuor yiffy
I feel like the one guy in the zombie movies who is immune to the disease or whatever becasue everyone around me is SICK rn
someone gimme scritches pls thx
Hello awoofriends. Have you pet your fellow furry friends today?
Good to know, thanks wikipedia.
https://asonix.dog/media/zvRhKHm9fTMgCA44SOE
“Who is it! Who here is pup!! Tell me!!”
*stands up* “I’m pup”
*someone else stands up* “I’m pup too!”
*one by one everyone in the crowd stands up* “I’m pup!” “I’m pup!” “no, I’m pup!”
“Well, look at that, we’re all pup. Are you going to take us ALL to the vet?”
*the pet sheriff grumbles and throws his hat on the ground*
“I... I’ll have to pet all of you...”
“W-well!! Who wants to go for a walk!!”
*entire crowd goes wild wagging tails and barking*
“No!! Don’t listen to him!! It’s a trick to take us to the vet!! It’s scary there!! Stand strong!!”
Day 2 of tooting has begun
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self care: blast the music you love on whatever speakers you got in your room/apartment, do some extensive cleaning, then relax. Don't forget to drink tons of water in the process.
