@Snorlaxation a gay icon
@dashie well it doesn't work, currently, and I'm not sure dansup is working on a fix. I don't know PHP and I don't really want to learn it so
@noiob well the backend is all PHP, and the snowflake ID system relies on 64bit integers
@dashie the snowflake id system relies on 64bit integers
@Disi yup. Guess I'm ordering another rock64 soon. I was hoping to wait until the rock64 with PoE was released...
@otteruw8ing4 you're a deer!
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You currently have two followers. One of them is @barkerjr , who I guess is either your only client and the person who talked y'all into making your Masto account, or you personally. The other is a follow bot.
Aside: I saw on your website that you have two reviews, one of them from Barker Jr. It's a long review and your review carousel moves too fast for me to read it. You may want to increase the timeout.
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here's some Masto Tips:
People here don't like companies. We especially don't like companies who try to follow us. Acting like a follow-bot could get you blocked. If you want to win us over, create a personal account. Talk to us as you, not as your company.
I am a developer, and I care what other developers are doing and saying. I might even follow you, because the service you offer looks technically interesting and I'm sure you have a lot to say about it.
*makes car engine noises and spins in circles*
@hyenatown I will pet EVERY YEEN
@kieran I DO HAVE A TAIL
Here's my neat mastodon instance on a collection of Single Board Computers. This instance is for me and a few of my local friends.