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asonix.dog/media/PhVBLjsi46B5o Legit call to artists: Who can I commission to make a 1' (or so) long wooden model of the Trans-Slimenian Railroad sign

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Open invite: Will play Monster Hunter with anyone :3 I have 4U and Gen. Started new files on both and I'm LR in both right now. Lots of Switch Axe and Insect Glaive experience, but trying to learn Bow! hmu my dudes~

Hyena fact:

Some hyenas are serious but most are not. Yeen 'ever know...

@imara Hounds never give up. It must be that dogged determination!

@imara I don't play go fish with the big cats anymore.
One's a big cheetah and the other's always lion.

Someone told me that "icy" is the easiest word to spell, and I didn't get it at first. But now? I see why!

What do you call the shortest mother? Show more

Did you hear the one about the bed? Show more

Vultures don't need to check any bags when flying. They just need their carrion!

The invisible cows were herd, but not seen

How do eels get to work? Show more

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet? Show more

This watch tracks Central African Time

This one is not a pooptoot, but here's two dogs I met a few days ago! Their names are Cash and Carrie. They visit sick kids in the hospital!

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Here's my neat mastodon instance on a collection of Single Board Computers. This instance is for me and a few of my local friends.