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Mr. Gammoth @imara@asonix.dog

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asonix.dog/media/PhVBLjsi46B5o Legit call to artists: Who can I commission to make a 1' (or so) long wooden model of the Trans-Slimenian Railroad sign

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@imara :loz_ww_makar: :kirby_fly: :kirby_idle: :kirby_happy: :metroid: Also look at these great emojos

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Open invite: Will play Monster Hunter with anyone :3 I have 4U and Gen. Started new files on both and I'm LR in both right now. Lots of Switch Axe and Insect Glaive experience, but trying to learn Bow! hmu my dudes~

Would you kiss? Boop for yes, share for also yes,

My sister was crying so I asked her if she was having a cry-sis.

My new boyfriend works at the zoo. I think he's a keeper!

This morning some clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself, "What a nice Jester."

I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.

People that eat snails must not like fast food!

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both "lefts." On one hand, that's great, but on the other, it's just not right.

Doctors are saying not to worry about the bird flu because it's tweetable.

My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was spotted!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

What word becomes shorter after you add two letters to it?

Short

What kind of music do planets like?

Neptunes!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels c:

What kind of ghost has the best hearing?

The eeriest!

What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?

You're under a vest!

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@Wolf (notices ur account) owo wats this?~

Thanks for sticking with my giant inactive periods, my dudes c: Hope you enjoy more puns and have a great day!